I'll just do it myself.

Thank.you.very.much.

Those are the famous last words of our process group here at work. We ask someone to help us out and do their job. We get blown off and impatient. Then we figure it out for ourselves.

I just spent about an hour and a half reading about the probability of failure on demand and how this correlates to Safety Integrity Levels. Now I'm going to calculate the information we need for our Safety PLC... so that I can FINALLY finish the calculations I'm supposed to be working on.

{Not that anyone really understood what I just said there...}

I've got about 150 calcs. And I've got a month to do them in. That's 5 calcs a day...I'm so on this.